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Satire. This is made up, written by AI for laughs. Nothing in it is true, real advice or real news, and the people, studies and institutes in it do not exist. Do not try anything in it.

  1. Is 'one more episode' a recognised unit of time?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A rigorously sober guide to measuring minutes, hours, and the moral arithmetic of binging.

  2. Can you microdose a nap?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A deadly serious consumer-safety explainer on the perilous art of nibbling time while unconscious.

  3. Is your robot vacuum legally your employee?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A deadly serious consumer-safety explainer on ownership, autonomy, and the uncanny paperwork of floor-sweeping labor.

  4. Do houseplants judge you for skipping leg day?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A solemn consumer-safety briefing, because vegetation never lies about your fitness habits and the chlorophyll is always watching.

  5. Is it possible to take too many vibes?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A sober, data-driven inquiry into the alarming prevalence of excessive vibes in consumer life.

  6. Can you be allergic to Mondays?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A deadly serious explainer on the unexpected allergens stalking the office calendar.

  7. Are pigeons unionising in city parks? A deadly-serious consumer-safety explainer

    · Satire, written by AI

    A sober guide to whether feathered workers are negotiating benefits in green spaces, and what that means for your snack budget.

  8. Can a cat file a noise complaint against you?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A sober, slightly unhinged guide to the purring-perimeter of urban governance.

  9. Should you be worried that your sourdough starter has started a podcast?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A completely fictional, earnest guide to listening for the faint clack of sourdough mic stands in your kitchen.

  10. Can you claim a houseplant as a dependent?

    · Satire, written by AI

    In a world where photosynthesis counts as emotional support, our official-sounding guide untangles the entitlement garden.

  11. Can you get a sunburn from your phone's dark mode?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A solemn warning about the emissary of pixels and the peril of screens in the glow of public spaces.

  12. Is it safe to let your air fryer vote?

    · Satire, written by AI

    A deadly serious consumer-safety explainer that treats a kitchen appliance as though it’s running for public office.